NOT MY REAL DAD
NOT MY REAL DAD
Inspired by Father Figure (Phlur)
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Not My Real Dad
Inspired by Father Figure
Green. Creamy. Effortlessly cool.
Not My Real Dad is a smooth, clean fragrance inspired by Phlur's Father Figure, blending ripe fig, woods, and soft freshness, this scent is clean yet sensual — the perfect balance of relaxed confidence and understated allure.
Fresh without being sharp and creamy without being heavy, Not My Real Dad sits right in that addictive middle ground — easy to wear, hard to forget. It’s the kind of scent that feels familiar, comforting, and quietly captivating.
Fragrance Notes
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Top Notes: Fig, water lily, Cassis
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Heart Notes: Iris, Oris root, Jasmine
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Base Notes: Sandalwood, Soft Musk, Madagascar Vanilla
Why You’ll Love Not My Real Dad
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Unique fig-based fragrance — fresh, green, and creamy
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Smooth, modern scent with a clean finish
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Long-lasting with a soft, skin-like dry-down
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Unisex and effortlessly wearable
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Perfect balance of freshness and warmth
The Scent Experience
Imagine ripe figs under the sun, blended with creamy coconut and soft woods. Not My Real Dad feels fresh, relaxed, and subtly addictive — like clean skin with a cool, confident edge.
Perfect For
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Lovers of fig and green fragrances
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Fans of Father Figure-style perfumes
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Those who enjoy clean yet creamy scents
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Everyday wear, casual settings, and effortless layering
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Not My Real Dad similar to Father Figure?
Yes, Not My Real Dad is inspired by Father Figure and captures a similar fresh, green fig and creamy wood scent profile with a smooth, modern finish.Is this fragrance more fresh or creamy?
It sits perfectly in between — fresh and green at first, then softens into a creamy, musky dry-down.Is Not My Real Dad suitable for everyday wear?
Absolutely. It’s versatile, unisex, and easy to wear for any occasion.
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This is very close to the original, but it’s last longer and projects better hands down better than the og
Perfect cozy day, clean smelling scent. Just gorgeous 😍
This feels soft, elegant, and really comforting on me. The fig and water lily open fresh and slightly sweet, then melt into a powdery iris and gentle florals. As it settles, the sandalwood, musk, and vanilla give it a smooth, creamy warmth that sits close to the skin. It’s subtle but beautiful — one I keep reaching for when I want to feel calm and put together.
This is stunning, probably one of my favourites so far.
Amazing as always 🫶🏻